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It’s so super funny!! (to me, at least)

Some of my favourite entries:

I’m all for cheese, but that’s about as cheesy as cheesily possible. He could have grabbed an actual block of cheese and started grating it on her head and it still would have been slightly less cheesy.

I’m all for zany antics, but you’ve got to be seriously messed up in the brain to come up with a threat like that. “Turn down your damn music or I’m going to start fondling your dog’s penis!” If I was the neighbor I wouldn’t be angry, I’d just be confused.

Have fun!